The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
“One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”
“Oh man, it itches!”
“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
Get the Iron Buttmug. When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016
Get the butt phlegmmug. a man who is fascinated with other men butts. Commonly used to describe men who constantly look at dude butts.
by wordwizard999 November 14, 2010
Get the butt dudemug. A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022
Get the Tuba Buttmug. Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course
by Ryanrath October 13, 2013
Get the butt golfmug. Used to describe something that came from the butt, but seems like it only could have come from a skunk. Can be used to describe the smell and/or the person the smell came from.
by Kicks-tard September 4, 2010
Get the Butt Skunkmug. The rapid and completely involuntary inward contraction made by one's anal sphincter muscle in response to something abhorrent, unnatural, or just plain repulsive.
Mom left her used tampon in the toilet and forgot to flush, dude! Totally made my butt curl when lifted the lid.
by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016
Get the butt curlmug.