freezing my buttons off

cuter way to say "freezing my butt off"

this only happened because of a typo.

R: it's so cold outside!
B: yeah, man. I'm freezing my buttons off

by pumpkinmuffins November 4, 2010

homo button

A derogetory reference to the snooze button on an alarm clock. Used to get a late sleeper to wake up on time.

Father: Stop hitting the homo button and get your ass out of bed. We've got to be at the factory in twenty minutes.

Son: ALLRIGHT ALREADY.

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005

Button

The crown found on spineless cactus plants, Peyote.

It is cut and dried into a hard brown disc. Contains a methoxylated amphetamine: Mescaline (C11H17NO3) (3,4,5-trimethoxy-ß-phenethylamine).

They can be found in the South West and Mexico.

Recreational psychedelic used for soul searching
or good ol' tripping balls.

I was tripping hard after eating those buttons.

by DE VERA February 18, 2009

bum button

prostate gland, located in the booty and gives great pleasure when played with.

i love having my bum button pushed

by chitownkilla May 2, 2004

Button Masher

A game that can be won easily by repatedly tapping random buttons. i.e. Devil May Cry 3, Tekken, Super Smash Bros.

You still playing that dumb button masher?

by Rick Majors February 12, 2008

belly button hair film

This is the direct result of not owning a bedside rag. A belly button hair film occurs after you have goo'd on your stomach lying in bed. The goo gets on the hair between your pubes and your belly button, so you try to get it off by placing your thumb and fore fingers together and sliding them up the hairs. This gets the bulk of the goo off but leaves a film of goo between the hairs. And this is known, to me, as belly button hair film.

I tried to blow a bubble through my belly button hair film the other day, but failed.

by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

buttonhole

The thing Annie Lennox whistles through as she bounces home crying

I don't find my self bouncing home whistling buttonhole tunes to make me cry

See Fart

May sometimes be confused for a Whistling Bunghole

by Aunt Jackie of Roseanne fame September 26, 2009