Skip to main content

Turtle Breath 

The little puff of air you do just before you poo.
I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.
Turtle Breath by MrFantastic August 13, 2023

jenkin breath 

when you have a case of horrendously bad breath, deadly enough to kill 3 cows.
"Eugh... You can tell this guy doesn't brush very often..."
"Yeah, he's got a mad case of jenkin breath!"
jenkin breath by Otis Cow September 1, 2023

Penoidal Tissue Breath 

A general insult implying the receiving party is a useless tool and a low-life. Usually hurled at males.

Alt:
Used as a term of endearment between members of a close group of friends.

Obs:
PTB which has much less impact and is rarely used.
"Did you hear that?"
"Uh, yeah. Pretty much a dork-fart."
"What kind of penoidal tissue breath would say something like that?"
"Dunno. But he's gonna get raked."

Alt:
"Where's penoidal tissue breath?"
"Oh, he's passed out in the bathroom."
"Is he breathing?"
"Hell if I know."
"Cool, throw me a beer."

post-call breath 

It's when you are up all night on call, completely dehydrated, and your breath is foul as shit. And as you handover to the morning team, flecks of tartar just spray out but you don't care because you're post-call.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just mouth-farted on your face because I have post-call breath."
post-call breath by Andrew Jun December 10, 2014

shit for breath 

Someone with a really bad case of halitosis.
When Carl spoke, his breath was so bad, it was like shit for breath
shit for breath by PAPACHULO. October 6, 2016

the hungry breath 

When you're really hungry and your breath starts to smell like shit, actual shit.
"Dude I'm so hungry right now, my breath smells awful."
"Bro you gut some gnarly the hungry breath!"