porchagese breakfast

The act of egg white and sugar while she is doing a handstand while the person eats the woman out

porchagese breakfast is what i do to your mom

by nevamuck November 3, 2010

british breakfast

when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Portugese Breakfast

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Giggalo" Refers to the sex act of spreading a woman's legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken"

I gave my wife a portugese breakfast this morning.

by Pdogs September 18, 2005

hot breakfast

a hot breakfast is the first sexual act of the day, where the woman sucks the man's dick from behind and then he takes a dump in her face. usually a part of foreplay.

We had to take a break after foreplay so Stacey could take a shower because i gave her a hot breakfast.

by hmmmmmmmmmmmmoddd January 16, 2011

Whore's Breakfast

A punch in the mouth

"You want your breakfast whore? Here's your breakfast!"

I gave her such a whore's breakfast, she won't need any lunch.

by drudad April 20, 2008

mexican breakfast

A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.

Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.

by adrienne July 23, 2004

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

by wtyerghf July 29, 2006