Belt Dentist

Blowjob Professional

"I haven't been laid in a year, I need to make an appointment with the belt dentist ."

by Tonata May 18, 2017

platinum belt

The cougar can also obtain this belt. If she ends the relations, the boy gets the belt. If he ends the relations, the cougar gets the belt.
**Also, if either party is intoxicated. It does not count**

They were at a party, and they hooked up. The cougar was drunk, so the hook up does not count towards the platinum belt.

by shorty444 October 26, 2010

Belt Belly

the impression that your belt leaves on the underside of your muffin top often painful. Causing redmarks

Damn, after sitting at my desk for 5 hours, i got belt belly, it kills!

by r4p3r March 17, 2011

River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.

No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.

by Owen Crash November 16, 2021

Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025

3500$ chastity belt

Launch day slang given to Apple Vision Pro. Resulting in a flurry of international coverage from New York Post, Gizmodo.com, TheMarySue, Kotaku, The Daily Best. Even MIT made it their February 6th, 2024 quote of the day.

Various YouTube, TikTok, Podcast, Rumble, radio broadcast too.

You spent all that money on a "3500$ chastity belt".

by Facebook Fact Checker February 10, 2024

belt

A deadly weapon in your daddy's arsenal.
One wrong move and poof, gone.

Dad: hey kiddo, want to get hit by the belt?
Kid: no daddy, please!

by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023