beard belly

beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard.

Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee!

by phagocitosis June 12, 2011

bearded vag

a really hairy vagina.

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008

Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.

"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

stank beard

Having a beard or goatee that smells like an ashtray after smoking cigarettes.

Can you PLEASE go wash your face when you finish that cigarette, because I can smell your stank beard already?!

by johnnah75 April 28, 2015

Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

Anti-Beard

When have beard, then get a tan. Then shave u'r beard leaving a patch of skin that is untanned.

Ed- I just came back from Ibiza and i got really bad anti-beard.

by That Dude99 November 8, 2009

Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.

Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard

by dandfingman July 1, 2011