gee beard

A Goofy looking and or a goofy acting person.

U r such a Gee beard

by kbeard February 8, 2007

Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.

"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

stank beard

Having a beard or goatee that smells like an ashtray after smoking cigarettes.

Can you PLEASE go wash your face when you finish that cigarette, because I can smell your stank beard already?!

by johnnah75 April 28, 2015

Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.

Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard

by dandfingman July 1, 2011

Anti-Beard

When have beard, then get a tan. Then shave u'r beard leaving a patch of skin that is untanned.

Ed- I just came back from Ibiza and i got really bad anti-beard.

by That Dude99 November 8, 2009

Shanghai Beard

When a woman has very small hairs on her chin.

"My sister plucked my Shanghai Beard at the Saturday market"

"Munch my Shang"

by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017

beard daddy

A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)

Sarah did you see that beard daddy working at the bank! ?!

by Kbunnei July 8, 2016