May 30th

National be nice to moss day

"Its May 30th Lets all do something for moss"

by Potaxxium May 29, 2021

Jacob May

The Absolute KING of Zoom Trolling. The moment he joins your zoom, you better end the call.

I ran into Jacob May on my zoom the other day, he made my teacher kill herself.

by 6dogz February 10, 2021

may 2020

A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it

Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020

by Cocknballnballncock May 31, 2020

May 13th

Give you’re bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!

Girlfriend-Babe it’s May 13th i love you so much lemme suck you’re dick

by pussydestroyer2012 May 10, 2022

Mari-May

A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand

Person 1: Mari-May, can we talk
Moomincorn: Sure ________ I'm always here for you

by Love_your_moom_and_naynay^_^ February 24, 2019

May 19

National send your boyfriend multiple Titty pics, of all kind

Hey it's may 19th,

Girl, ok I'll send you soapy ones too

by Ilovetitz May 19, 2022

Elle-May

a sexy, perfect, beautiful bitch. usally short and chatty but everyone loves her :)

Who’s that over there?

oh its Elle-May, perfect isnt she?

by julybabygirl November 3, 2020