First Lady Of Lifestyle

A title referring to media personality, sexpert and sex educator Lola Bastinado, bestowed upon her by underground Gotham, acknowledging the great respect for her status among the adult alternative lifestyles.

The prestigious Sybarite Awards is produced by the First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado.
The First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado can be seen on Playboy TV

by ChrisJennings May 13, 2015

First Sniff of Death

When you walk in to a toilet cubicle at work realising someone else has just been there and you can only hold your breath for so long.

The First Sniff of Death is that first breath.

Buddy: "You look a bit pale. Everything ok?"
Me: "I went to the can and realised too late that Colin had just been in before me. The First Sniff of Death melted my sinuses and have permanently damaged my nostrils and lungs".

by Dolphsps January 05, 2018

last first kiss

A song by One Direction. “Last First Kiss” is on their second album.

I just listened to “Last First Kiss.”

by Brisomo October 05, 2020

first monkey in space

Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.

“Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”

by giraffe-o July 12, 2018

Punt on first down

Punting on First Down is a term that means to squander an ample opportunity, or to not attempt an endeavor at all. Punting on first down is (usually) a waste of your other 3 chances to move the ball in football. By punting you have forfeited those other 3 downs and given the ball directly back over to the opposing team.

"I knew Jim would punt on first down, when he didn't even ask Pam out, even though she made it obvious she was into him."

by Isaac "84YearoldVirgin" Newton September 19, 2012

first year princeton

Having a male / male sexual experience; references Princeton University (in New Jersey) and experimenting, sexually, while there, or in other similar situations

Those Duke boys look like they're 'first year Princeton', to me

by jimbojonas March 19, 2016

Your first definition

You don’t know what to type. You hope you get accepted. What should my name be. What do i do.

You: Have you made your first definition on urban dictionary?
Your friend: what’s urban dictionary?
You: *kills friend.

by That 1 Guy May 10, 2022