Bum Munch

When a person has their trousers or underwear stuck up their arse crack.

Oh my god that girls got major bum munch!

by vix&es October 14, 2008

Bum Rush

The act of attacking someone or something (usually by a group)with the reckless abandon and fervor of one who has nothing to loose.

The children bum rushed the home baked cookies as they were brought out.

by Paul Organic September 16, 2003

crumb bum

Someone who is acting like a complete arse, affectionate insult

You crumb bum

by MH June 6, 2003

bum blasted

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.

by RobbieJ December 24, 2003

Bum and coke

Drug-fuelled Cottaging in a cocktail bar or other upmarket drinking establishment toilet.

Did you come her straight from home tonight?

No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.

by cuksocker November 9, 2010

bum onion

An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.

"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004

by Dr van Truessen January 27, 2004

bum muffin

Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.

Why are you eating that bum muffin?

by eZsteve February 4, 2007