Turkey Bowl

Shoving the Thanksgiving Turkey up your ass.

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.

by John Sandusci November 12, 2019

bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel July 01, 2016

Hover bowling

The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.

Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.

by Specialguwy May 10, 2015

Bowl Smasher

A real asshole. Somebody who either did something wrong; or is simply disliked in general.

Sean: Mike stole $50 from me yesterday

Reuben: Yeah; He's a real bowl smasher

by Lutzie January 31, 2010

Weed bowling

When you are high asf at the bowling alley

Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.

by Litmane January 27, 2017

Nature Bowling

Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.

After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.

by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009

Josh bowl

A minuscule amount of marijuana in a bong bowl that will suffice the need of Joshua’s desires.

“Bro he only loaded a Josh bowl, it won’t be enough to share, He hoe’n.”

by Killchina April 07, 2022