Boner Donor 

A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.

Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!

Boner Donor by stxnthamix September 18, 2017

boner mopping 

A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped

Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.

boner mopping by Marchaels April 2, 2008

Boner Vision 

The means by which normally unattractive members of the opposite sex become incredibly hot.

Similar to Beer Goggles, but without the consumption of alcohol.

Can lead to awkward situations through use of text messaging, phone calls or conversation when under it's effect.

Guy 1: Hey man, I cant believe you tried it on with Suzi, didn't her facial skin condition put you off!

Guy 2: Ugh, I know! Boner Vision really screwed me this time!

Boner Vision by HeinousSheep June 7, 2009

boner cheese pie 

A pie filled with a ton of cum and cheese

Man I just jerked it so I decided to make some boner cheese pie!

boner cheese pie by yeahdagdfda December 2, 2010

Boner fide 

Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.

I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.

Boner fide by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015

Boner Nigga 

When a nigga gets a boner at yo crib

Pedro: bro I got a boner
George: nigga get ur boner nigga out my house

Boner Nigga by HomieSleepovers August 29, 2019

Boner Boy 

Any male who happens to exhibit tendencies usually associated with young girls and little school boy bitches. Constant whining, high-pitched voices and a lack of copulation are common symptoms of the boner boy. Boner boys are statistically more likely to have a name that begins with the letter B, such as Benjamin, Bear, Boris or Blatvia.

Man, this guy just won't stop complaining. What a little Boner Boy.

I bet that guy never gets laid. Textbook Boner Boy

Boner Boy by Dj Douchero November 13, 2011