Bean Woter 

A basic skimpa limpin bean wack. No smegma megaming until the skoopma dimp's got the bean woter back to the bean wack.

Cole's such a bean woter he did all his homework even though Evan Lizaou told him not to.

Bean Woter by TravisMoonStar May 11, 2009

bean baging 

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.

jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!

bean baging by elcaci April 27, 2009

bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.

When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.

bean play by Rhett Perry January 5, 2008

bean tart

a mole on the back of one's neck. may look like chocolate but don't be fooled.

fucking bean tart!

bean tart by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009

Bean Spider 

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

Bean Spider by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

Bean king 

Someone in possession of a large amount of prescription pills.

Bro #1: "Hey man, I heard you had surgery. How did it go?"
Bro #2: "It was pretty painful, but they gave me a bunch of pain meds, so I feel great."
Bro #1: "Dude that is awesome! Now you are the bean king!"

Bean king by Pham PHISH December 17, 2014

bean dip lip

When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly

I gave Mark a bean dip lip because he was asleep!

bean dip lip by M1khale May 25, 2016