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gee beard

A Goofy looking and or a goofy acting person.
by kbeard February 8, 2007
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Funeral Beard

The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.

It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021
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Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way
D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard
by Captain Dale July 30, 2011
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beard daddy

A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)
Sarah did you see that beard daddy working at the bank! ?!
by Kbunnei July 8, 2016
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Shanghai Beard

When a woman has very small hairs on her chin.
"My sister plucked my Shanghai Beard at the Saturday market"

"Munch my Shang"
by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017
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Anti-Beard

When have beard, then get a tan. Then shave u'r beard leaving a patch of skin that is untanned.
Ed- I just came back from Ibiza and i got really bad anti-beard.
by That Dude99 November 8, 2009
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