by kbeard February 8, 2007
Get the gee beardmug. The woman you take to a family funeral because your family expects someone to console you and you haven't told them about Rodrigo yet and your worried it might kill your Aunt Marguerite.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
It probably won't, but you're not a risk taker.
"What mom? A funeral beard? I don't know what your talking about. I brought stacy so she could console me...you know, sexually.....with her uh....vagina.....and stuff..."
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
Get the Funeral Beardmug. A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.
"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021
Get the Blue Beardmug. D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard
by Captain Dale July 30, 2011
Get the Beard of Waymug. A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)
by Kbunnei July 8, 2016
Get the beard daddymug. by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017
Get the Shanghai Beardmug. by That Dude99 November 8, 2009
Get the Anti-Beardmug.