Boat-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; boat-sexual guys are only into their boats.

Usually only occurs post-marriage!

"We've been together for so long, but he's just not into me anymore. At first I thought he was having an affair but now I think he's just boat-sexual"

by ss34 February 4, 2010

Brazilian Long Boat

the shit that feels like it will never end and breaks into long stick of it in the toilet usually following eating lots of tamales or salsa and chips

"Damn, that Brazilian Long Boat was probably this fucking long," Eric spouted and showed with his hands.

by Colin Rodrigo May 18, 2011

Bloatatious

(synonym for bloated)

To become bloated due to consumption of many beer or chinese food.

After three plates of chinese food and two beer I was feeling a little bloatatious.

See also bloatation

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

boat people

Refugees who have left a country by sea.

The Vietnamese boat people fled in small boats to Hong Kong, Australia, and elsewhere after the conquest of South Vietnam by North Vietnam in 1975.

by Mr. Robotron June 14, 2017

Sail boat gay

When you are only able to exhibit your gay behavior while on a sail boat. Phrase coined on New Adventures of Old Christine.

My chiropractor can't be gay on dry land. Because of people like you he has to be sail boat gay!

by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008

rowing boat

A slow motion version of a motorboat.

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."

by DrJonas March 4, 2010

Road Boat

The action of motor boating ones ass cheeks. Also known as the reverse motorboat.

Oh my god your Mom's ass is so epic I'd love to road boat that.

by Rex514 May 3, 2012