1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015
Get the Dirt Button Banditmug. A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.
by Panda Bear 43 October 16, 2018
Get the Ground Beef Banditmug. When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.
"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."
by Allison J December 8, 2004
Get the one-handed-banditmug. by garth August 4, 2004
Get the blowpop-banditsmug. a group of people who get on a bus, not knowing where it goes, in hopes that it will take them to their destination. They often end up getting lost.
by bbg89 April 13, 2011
Get the bus banditmug. by jono September 7, 2003
Get the back door banditmug. A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.
by Theskankmaster October 1, 2006
Get the The bottle cap banditsmug.