bald yasuhiro

bald yasuhiro bottom text is a meme originated over making characters bald ig 🚺

person: what's bald yasuhiro
person: bottom text

by ♿️ brb 🚹 ok I'm back January 9, 2021

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

Bald

Miles Gibson

"If you look up bald in the dictionary, Miles Gibson shows up."
"Wow, he really does"

by Zeroni_ March 11, 2020

emily-bald

A single word, used by Yorgos Lanthimos. For the film Bugonia (2025), the director asked composer Jerskin Fendrix to create the film score in advance of production. Lanthimos did not provide the script, instead giving Fendrix only four key words to work with: "Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."

Producer and actor Emma Stone, whose real name is Emily, and whose head was shaved on camera during the film, has argued that "emily-bald" is in fact two words. However, Lanthimos insists that it is one word, and further claims that he only gave Fendrix four words, and not five.

"Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."

by setagneb November 19, 2025

Bald Cene

Juan cene when he says oooh shoot we gotta go bald and then he goes bald

Bald Cene like a melody

by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 20, 2020

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025