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Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip

The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".
Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."
by ClassyLioness February 13, 2025
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Bald Jojo Siwa

Bald Jojo Siwa is the rightful original version of 'Jojo Siwa' who is a split of off Bald Jojo Siwa, she is a demigod messiah
I love Bald Jojo Siwa she is and always has been the best, Blessed Balda
by Offical_Balda February 24, 2025
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Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls
"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"
by Bald dood May 31, 2024
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bald fraud

1) Pep Guardiola
2) Any bald football coach

The term "bald fraud" is jokingly used among football fans to describe bald coaches, especially if they have exhibited signs of fraudulence.

The term originated on Reddit, specifically the subreddit r/soccer, and was originally addressed to Pep Guardiola.

The rival manager José Mourinho claimed in 2014 that Guardiola was bald because he didn't enjoy his job and was constantly stressed. "When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair. Pep Guardiola is bald. He doesn't enjoy football." Mourinho made that remark in jest, as he often does with other managers.

Guardiola was known to be a control freak at his clubs, and sometimes appeared to be in distress, although that was just his management style. The "fraud" part also came from the fact that he (at the time) hadn't been able to replicate his success with Barcelona with his subsequent clubs, despite spending millions on transfers.

Guardiola later won big with Manchester City, but the meme still stuck.

It has since been applied to other bald managers who have exhibited fraudulent behavior.

Example of fraudulence include:

1) Losing an important game (Guardiola vs Ancelotti in 2022 and 2024)
2) Underperforming (Ten Hag)
3) Achieving results that feel undeserved by playing ugly football or low possession (Allegri)

Managers who have been defined as bald frauds:

Jorge Sampaoli
Max Allegri
Erik Ten Hag
Maurizio Sarri
Stefano Pioli
Zinédine Zidane
Luciano Spalletti
"Did you see Juventus won that game 1-0 with 23% possession?"
"I know, man, Allegri is such a bald fraud"
by Zaino89 June 7, 2024
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