A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.
I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.
by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020
Get the Parentmug. by Norwegian_postman April 9, 2018
Get the Parentsmug. TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwich.
Let me see.
Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
Get the Parental Notificationmug. The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.
by slide street January 26, 2016
Get the Panda Parentsmug. The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!
by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011
Get the Parent-Child Potty Oversharemug. "She shouldn't let her kids play video games all night" no you just Parent Watching, it's my kids let them have fun.
"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.
"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.
"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.
"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.
"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
by Daytime35 September 8, 2025
Get the Parent Watchingmug. Those types of parents that won't let you get a day off of school. Even though you would have a soar throat, feeling dizzy, or feeling like you're about to throw up. You still won't get a day off of school.
"Yo man, I'm not feeling well today, but you know I have Sebastian's Parents, so i have to stay here."
"Feelsbadman"
"Feelsbadman"
by Sebek01b October 23, 2017
Get the Sebastian's Parentsmug.