Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 4, 2024

Car amnesia

A medical condition which causes the person to forget where they parked their car. 🚗

Poor Billy, he’s been walking the parking lot for three days, he must be suffering from car amnesia.

by UrbanLegender June 25, 2024

teresa agnes

noun- a side character from "The Maze Runner" book series who is supposedly a "friend" who *SPOILER ALERTS* later betrays thomas (the main character). in the first book (The Maze Runner), she and thomas like each other, however after her betrayal, he does not like her anymore (which is good because thomas is too good for teresa). in addition to this, in "the scorch trials", she was forced to betray him (thomas) or else they (WICKED aka the antagonists) would kill him. also, all throughout the series, her and thomas can speak telepathically, along with aris, too. in the last book (The Death Cure), she dies from a falling building while saving thomas' life. Her last words (to thomas) were "i only ever...cared for..." overall, (for me) teresa proved herself to be good at the end, even though there is a lot of controversy over her. she is played in the movies by kaya scodelario.

teresa agnes: teresa!
thomas: what?
teresa: my name- it's teresa
-The Maze Runner (movie)

by that_one_booktok_girl January 9, 2025

Operational Amnesia

A managerial condition characterized by the sudden and selective loss of memory—especially when recalling past decisions, commitments, or facts might result in accountability, inconvenience, or admitting fault. Often triggered by audits, performance reviews, or someone else remembering too much.

Symptoms of Operational Amnesia include phrases like “I don’t recall approving that”, “Was that in writing?”, and the classic “Let’s not dwell on the past.”

by RockitMan August 13, 2025

Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.

After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.

by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025

Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.

"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"

by LextheYeti September 4, 2011

Transient Global Amnesia

An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.

I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.

by Oktobr September 6, 2013