apple empenada

noun; found for 99 cents at taco bell. most delicious thing made possible. orgasm in the mouth. caramel apple amazingness.

bro 1: dude did you 4th meal tonight?
bro 2: yeah dude i got an apple empenada.
bro 1: dude you lucky bastard.

by heyyyyyyyo April 15, 2011

apple bully

Someone who bullies people for using inferior android smartphones and defends with his life everything regarding apple products. Will always sleep in a tent waiting for the next iThing but he will never acknowledge being part of a herd.

Random android user: I sure love the new 120Hz display Samsung put out.
Apple bully: That's because you love garbage. You can see from a mile away that there is no artistic touch on that. Here, try the new iPhone with its marvelous 60Hz display.

by android virgin March 12, 2021

Wet apple

An inflamed clitoris

Bro, did your girl have a wet Apple?

by Jammer1738 April 17, 2016

apple family

a family which only uses Mac computers

son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"

dad " sorry son we are an apple family"

by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

Apple chimi

An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.

"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."

"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."

"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."

by Fight club fam August 7, 2016