Gone for milk

Usually associated with your father, as it is his favourite catchphrase

Your dad: I'm going for milk
You:ok
He never came back
This is an instance of gone for milk

by Hdhshdhshsbz June 15, 2021

gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off courgette is mushy.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

Gone and done an Adblue

When you intend to do one thing and through distraction, incompetence or absent mindedness you do another.

An event with disastrous consequences that could easily be avoided with common sense or paying attention.

Used when carrying out a task and you do something that clearly was you being stupid and completely avoidable.

"I've gone and done an Adblue as I was bitching about Steve in a text to my mate Ken and sent it to Steve by accident."

"I've gone and done an Adblue and put the car in reverse rather than forward and drove the car through my downstairs wall"

by Spreadsheet June 10, 2022

gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023

Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.

"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."

by Grandparenting May 20, 2024

His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

Goned

Getting destroyed by Gon in Tekken 3

"He just got goned"

by GonGon1234123 December 13, 2024