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anal gape

The results of a wide penis being shoved in a girls asshole. To many, seeing a girl gape adds to the experence of anal sex. Usualy followed by either spitting in it, or blowing you load into it.
after i finished with that slut she had the biggest gapeing asshole. she loved anal, and i loved her anal gape
by diesel.. June 3, 2006
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anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Hulu and Anal

Anette: wanna come over for some netflix and chill
Tod: nah, too mainstream, how about hulu and anal?
by Satanic Fuck boi January 21, 2016
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Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.
Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...
by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010
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anal passage

the intricate hole in which you feel pleasures to shove large and sexy things to invigorate your senses
YES DADDY YOU CAN SHOVE IT IN MY ANAL PASSAGE
by The Chinese Phuk April 11, 2017
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Anal Oral

When you put your tongue on someone's butt hole or when someone puts there tongue on your butthole. This can also be called rimming
I don't usually like butt play but that anal oral last night was amazing!
by loverboy2000 February 28, 2015
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anal pyro

1. Someone who enjoys farting on a lighter and burning things doing that.
2. Someone who rams there ass into a bon fire, catches their ass on fire then burns down the yard.
3. Someone who thinks he is going to fart on a fire but then he accidently diarreahs all over it causing a huge methane chemical explosion and burning their asshole.
1. Guy 1: "Dude watch this!"
Guy 2:"ok"
*Guy 1 puts lighter by his ass and farts.*
Guy 2:"holy shit! You lit the gas can on fire! You're such an anal pyro!"

2. The anal pyro rammed his ass against the fire. But then his ass caught on fire! He ran in circles but then his corpse fell and lit the yard on fire.

3. Guy 1: "hey im gonna fart on this fire!"
Guy 2: "go ahead."
*Guy 1 pulls down his pants*

First nothing happened but then a gurgling sound was made.

Guy 1: " uh-oh!"
He tried to pull up his pants but then a brown liquid flew all over the fire and farting sounds filled the ear drums of guy 2!
The fire suddenly made a mushroom cloud and guy 1 was incenerated!
Guy 2: you are a stupid anal pyro!
by pspmiles June 29, 2014
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