Can’t afford to buy a portable charger so asks someone at JB HiFi for a staff discount. A true con artist
by Rumpus1315 October 18, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. by 1-800-memyself&I November 12, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. A girl whose hair is usually in buns and never has her hair out due to her mother saying no. She has a boyfriend and they are planning scandalous things. She usually has 4 close friends and one of them is very short. She always says she's taller than everybody but in reality she is the fourth tallest in the group.
"Damn Alyssa crazy."
"OMG did you hear all the things she said about her boyfriend?!"
"Alyssa's hair looks so good in those double buns!!!"
"Slay"
"OMG did you hear all the things she said about her boyfriend?!"
"Alyssa's hair looks so good in those double buns!!!"
"Slay"
by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023
Get the Alyssa Pistachiomug. A bitch ass who is suppa hottt. All the boys love her.. until they get to know her ;) bitch ass hates eggs and pickles, the best gift you could get her is pickled eggs
by Idk.idk.idk November 21, 2019
Get the Alyssa Kopaczmug. Alyssa is one of a kind. In the eyes of the right person, she is the most beautiful lady to exist. She has the cutest smile and a golden voice indeed. A cute little lady like her might look weak on the outside. However, Alyssa is a fearless and understanding woman. Problems have tried to bring her down but she kept her head up and faced them wisely. She deserves everything and someone who would reminds her of how beautiful she looks when she smiles. Keep smiling Alyssa. Everyone wants to see that precious smile. You’re beautiful in every way.
Alyssa, I love you so much.
by -N. November 26, 2021
Get the Alyssamug.