Alyssa Manitta

Aura Farmer

Alyssa Manitta is an aura farmer she is billy badass

by AlyssaManittahater May 18, 2025

Alyssa Bliss

A white girl that blocks you on snapchat and facebook after only typing "k" after everything you say.

Emily: Wow... shes a boring ass texter but in real life is really cool.

Me: shes an alyssa bliss

by 7love laterssss January 1, 2020

alyssa

an angel that was born in april, the best person you could ever rely on. she has a special place in each persons heart. she means the world to me and i wouldnt want to replace her with anyone.

alyssa: shut up you imbecile

h<3: yes mommy LOL
alyssa: ihy <3
h<3: ilym kys <3

by urbeanstalkLOL April 12, 2021

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who is very nice and intelligent. Although she is very kind, she can get mad. Sometimes, Alyssa gets constipated. That’s how she has a small booty. #pleasedontrejectussmallbootygirls

Omg is that an Alyssa?! She has such A small booty!!

by urbandictonaryqween June 10, 2019

alyssa goretzka

the hottest and sexiest person to ever live

“wow theyre so hot and sexy”
“oh its just alyssa goretzka”

by hsbwjdwnskskenfncnskwkrnd November 25, 2021

Alyssa

An ugly looking girl that was possibly beautiful and beaming as a child. But puberty came around and fucked her up

Omg. Did you see Alyssa? She was so cute as a kid. What happened to her??

by ...Sam_antha... December 7, 2019

Alyssa

South Indian supporter and North Indian hater!

Alyssa hates men

by LightSarkakin July 19, 2022