August 9th

National smack your sister day.

Guy 1: bro did you hear it’s august 9th
Guy 2: damn when I get home imma slap tf out my sister

by Ppdestroyer9000 August 8, 2021

August 5th

National boyfriends day

Her guess what today is babe it’s august 5th national boyfriends day

Him it is ?
Her yes happy boyfriends day

Him thank you babe

by Alexdgoat August 5, 2021

August 14

People born on this day are usually incredibly attractive. Very confident and charismatic. They are sincere, loving, but afraid of showing emotions. They can travel around the world in order to surprise people they care about. As they are Leos, they will only make perfect match with another Leo. Good cook.

He was born on August 14, why are you even surprised?

by siciliandefen February 8, 2022

August 13

Nacional Touch Grass Day

Friend 1: Hii guess what day it is.
Friend 2: Umm… August 13
Friend 1: YEAAA National touch grass day

by Awsomebarry2 December 28, 2021

August 1st

Today is the day your partner has to send nudes

Gf- do u know what today is 😠😠
Bf- oh yeaaaa August 1st

by Chu papi July 31, 2021

August 16th

On August 16th we celebrate Corey la Barrie fly high brother we miss you. On August 16th wear blue for Corey!!!

Hey Jack is is today August 16th
Yep wear blue for Corey!!!

by Imdeadbutimalive August 15, 2020

August 10th

National give your partner a kiss day! If you miss your partner and you wanna kiss them what betyer day then August 10th!!

Person 1: Can I kiss you? (consent obvi)
Person 2: Yes, but why?
Person 1: ITS AUGUST 10TH BABY

by poggirl_51 July 6, 2022