anal gape

The results of a wide penis being shoved in a girls asshole. To many, seeing a girl gape adds to the experence of anal sex. Usualy followed by either spitting in it, or blowing you load into it.
after i finished with that slut she had the biggest gapeing asshole. she loved anal, and i loved her anal gape
by diesel.. June 01, 2006
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anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
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Anal Bisque

Similar to Ball Soup, but this pooling of sweat resides much closer to the aft of the gooch and the anus. Said bisque can provide extreme discomfort and the occasional skid mark.
I swear to little, tiny baby Jesus, this anal bisque I'm sitting is going to kill me.
by Shinigami71 December 10, 2009
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Anal Whisper

I could hear his anal whispers.

The anal whispers were terrible, they snuck out and smelled the place up
by Shirley Jimenez December 11, 2011
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Anal prolapse

"I think I pushed too hard mark"
"Your arse hole is inside out mate , you got an anal prolapse , home slice
by RamonaBoner September 19, 2020
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Anal Oral

When you put your tongue on someone's butt hole or when someone puts there tongue on your butthole. This can also be called rimming
I don't usually like butt play but that anal oral last night was amazing!
by loverboy2000 March 01, 2015
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Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.
Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...
by PolarKingBear January 02, 2010
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