douche tax

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trick is a total douche.

"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."

by in_a_days May 29, 2009

Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.

Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH

by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

douche-mobile

The automobile driven by a douche. Esp. lifted trucks covered with srh stickers.

"I bet that clown-shoes fucker thinks his douche-mobile is hot shit. I hope it rolls on the freeway."

by chuchunesmi August 5, 2009

douche potato

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.

little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

re-douche

1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.

2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.

1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.

2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.

by yellowtavern1 February 24, 2009