Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020

Pete-ing around

To do various “goofy ah” actions like sticking up bunny ears behind a friend’s head in a group picture.

Kai: Bro you looking bionical *slips on banana peel*

Alex: Nah you’re Pete-ing around bro

by Big Gigs July 1, 2022

Pete Buttplug

Preferred way to reference cum guzzling politician Pete Buttigieg.

Watch your cornhole, Pete Buttplug is coming for you!

by Rev Sharpton March 21, 2025

Big Pete

the most gangsta most coolest brother out there

damn i wish i was as cool as Big Pete

by anonymous June 7, 2022

pulling a pete

Pulling a pete. Previously been known as "joining the bandwagon" and being in denial that you have, in fact, joined the bandwagon.

My neighbor the Lakers fan is "pulling a Pete" and acting like he is a die hard spurs fan because it is convenient at this time.

by theTRUEfan June 16, 2013

Pete

An unfortunate tragedy of events occur when an individual doesn’t apply Pete Repellent (PP) regularly to their lips and is exposed by the sun or a drop in their immune system.

Ah fok Juzzy, I think I’m getting a Pete!

Do you have any PP on you?

Yes, of course. That was arrogant to not bring any.

by Pete Retief May 11, 2023

Pete

A handsome, bubbly and cute in the eyes of his babi! He is prone to eat lots of food on the evening. On most occasions is quite witty and sometimes slow. Never let go of this man!

Pete is quite handsome young man!

by Self praising idiot! November 23, 2021