A douchebag guy. Kyle embodies the generic white male, addicted to monster energy drinks, Newport cigarettes, cheap snap back hat (typically with a monster energy symbol), most likely living with his parents or his homies because he doesn’t have a job, posts rap lyrics about pulling guns on people & taking his rage at minor inconveniences out on drywall because that won’t hurt his hands.
"God I want a Monster right now so bad it makes me so angry"
"Kyle no!!! We've already replaced the drywall three times this month!!"
"Kyle no!!! We've already replaced the drywall three times this month!!"
by Bones95 June 11, 2019
A boy who tends to bully a girl named erin calls her flat and a retard. A kyle can be a jerk but can have the best boyfriends ever who are nice to a certain erin such as Blake.
In conclusion a kyle is a twat.
In conclusion a kyle is a twat.
by Kylelovesupsettingthiccerin April 16, 2019
by BadderLyric7 May 08, 2019
The opposite of a carry.
by TheEnchanterTim May 17, 2019
Drinks monsters and punches holes in drywall and probably has a bald spot. And will be a virgin for life.
by Hairydicklord5678 July 02, 2019
Hows the episode going dude?
It's been shit ever since Kyle pulled up. He ruins everything Cartmen does
It's been shit ever since Kyle pulled up. He ruins everything Cartmen does
by cort Halsey January 09, 2019