2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have

sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.

by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025

Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.

“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”

by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019

Aimee Jaree

When you lie more than you tell the truth.

Aimee is supposed to be leaving her husband for me and her to be happy together. Naw man she Aimee Jaree 'd you she ain't doing that she is a gold digger bruhhh.

by Aimee jaree December 3, 2024

Jared

autism

ah shit it Jared run

by colddinner July 10, 2020

jared purdy

Jared Purdy is sometimes cool, but he is also a jack as* most of the time.

Jared Purdy is smart but is an ass when he brags about things

by Anonymous11121314 January 11, 2018

Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.

Fuck Jared

by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020

jared

typically known as a boy with a massive penis

jared has a massive penis

by everyguyever123123321 May 29, 2023