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douche fingers

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.
Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!
by g_lo May 8, 2009
mugGet the douche fingersmug.

douche-a-rang

Douche-a-rang. - dush'-uh-rang (noun): any person, place, thing, or idea that has lost it's usefulness, but no matter how many attempts are made to dispose of the worthless piece of shit, it always finds its way back to you and usually hits you in the asshole..
During the 100 plus times Obama gave that same damned national health care sales pitch speech, and was resoundingly rejected,he refused to stop throwing that douche-a-rang around...Now it is about to hit our collective asshole.
by Sceneyour May 7, 2010
mugGet the douche-a-rangmug.

loser douche

a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.
That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.
by Samma678 May 15, 2010
mugGet the loser douchemug.

douche potato

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
mugGet the douche potatomug.

Douche weasel

A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 1, 2017
mugGet the Douche weaselmug.

douche tax

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trick is a total douche.
"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
by in_a_days May 29, 2009
mugGet the douche taxmug.

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle
Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!
by ToeKnee September 17, 2005
mugGet the douche tubemug.

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