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Brandon

A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
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brandon

my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too
i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)
by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021
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Brandon

"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"
by yomommacheese July 12, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.

You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.
Brandon your hot as hell.
by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019
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Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!
9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
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Brandon

a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.
Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself
by Tino 31 May 21, 2018
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