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Monkeys and Bananas

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas
People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas
by I Make Perfect Sense August 21, 2017
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Banana noir

A character from miraculous ladybug. His actual name is Adrien Agreste. At night he puts his banana suit on to go see his lady. He fights crime as superhero’s with his partner ladybug and when he loses his miraculous, which is how he gets his power, he becomes Banana noir so no one can figure out who he is. It’s not because what they say in the show on why they shouldn’t reveal their identities it’s because people will fall madly in love with him at a single glance.
Banana noir and Biker bug go to save Master Fu from his past mistakes that are now trying to eat him.
by TeeheeIsMe October 13, 2019
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Lone Banana

(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.
He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.

Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.
by ChickenRice May 8, 2015
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Third Banana

Being the third best. Similar to “playing second fiddle
by LeSabre1993 November 28, 2019
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Banana squirt

When a black person squirts from his extremely large banana dick
Sorry Lamar, I was having a fap session in the kitchen and I got banana squirt all over ur fried chicken
by Fish balls August 1, 2017
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Moldy Banana

When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.
So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.
by Freemont04 August 31, 2013
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Goopy Banana

A recently ejaculated half flaccid penis removed from a condom.
After bob removed his penis, he asked if i wanted a goopy banana for desert.
by AKW-DB July 13, 2018
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