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Kyle

by Kyle Garvey January 17, 2018
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Kyle

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
"Kyle"
by Stewie_ Griffin April 9, 2017
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Kyle

Kyle takes valleys
“Is that Kyle” “yeah he’s a dick
by Jennifer Walmart December 28, 2018
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Kyle

The only person in the world that apparently does not get wet when completely submerged in water. He also tries to force his reality defying logic on innocent fish.

Kyle sometimes struggles to fully comprehend dictionary definitions And basic logical concepts.
Kyle, that's a fucking retarded arguement...
by That Stupid Dragon September 6, 2017
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Kyle

1) a bitch
2) someone made without knees, shins, or love
3) people 5'0
4) imbeciles that don't get the simplistic of jokes
5) things that are god-awful at roasting actual people

6) painfully white people who're most likely to shoot a school up
7) a quarter of a person
your acting just like Kyle, you should stop
by Simplistic Josh September 26, 2018
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Kyle

Kyle is a fuckin imbecile who doesn't understand the simplistic of jokes, tom foolery, or a simple saying, he is a midget born without knees or shins. he is an angry little man. Kyle aren't born but removed from their daddy's dick as a tumor. and incubated in order to grow to a certain height as they cant grow to full size, so they know their different, hated, and unloved. they usually star in movies about making chocolate and singing when children fuck up. a Kyle is an introvert that stays at home and plays fortnight all and all night, cause they're extremely GAY. Kyle's tend to look like emo peter Parker. Kyle's are bland and tasteless, just like their food. Kyle's are painfully white, so white that their parent get scared when they they reach in their backpack .

Kyle, I'm just Joshin' around
me: stfu kyle
Kyle; i dont get it
by Simplistic Josh September 26, 2018
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Kyle

A guy who creeps on people and is overall an ass. He'll stalk you and try to get yo number. He is most likely to fake a suicide note because he's a dick. If you ever meet a Kyle steer clear.
Person #1: Kyle tried to slip up in my DM's yesterday, what should I do.

Person #2: Run...
by NepsIsBest March 30, 2017
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