Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.
"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."
by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021
Get the Speaking Japanese mug.

Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps
by Colin Warnock January 03, 2012
Get the Japanese brandy snap mug.

Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time
My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask
by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 27, 2023
Get the Japanese mud mask mug.

My Japanese Princess

Do to most males calling objects female. This term referring to a Japanese made vehicle’s. Also the male version of prince can be used as well.
Female reference to a car.
“This is my Japanese princess a Subaru Outback”.

Male reference to car or truck.
“This is my Japanese prince a Nissan Frontier”.
by Hankscolts February 23, 2022
Get the My Japanese Princess mug.

Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.
Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.
by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024
Get the Japanese turd mug.

The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint
by Lumberjack88 June 08, 2022
Get the The Japanese Squint mug.
An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
by Angel of russian songs August 09, 2020
Get the Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel mug.