Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!

Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"

by Tman227 October 27, 2016

beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.

Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.

by moesyzslak May 4, 2019

Play it by beer

When you're not quite certain what kind of a night it may turn into, you may be home early or it may turn into a night you wish you could remember.

Todd- "You up for going out after dinner tonight?"

Holly- "I'm not sure but I'll definitely have some cocktails with dinner so let's just play it by beer".

by Todd-O September 15, 2009

Beer Gypsy

Noun "A person who shows up to party or BBQ without beer and proceeds to take beer from the ice chest. Then before party ends, he/she secretly loads up their shopping bag, purse, etc., with beer and leaves party without saying goodbye or thanking the host."

"That good for nothing Beer Gypsy drank and took all of our beer!"

by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021

waiting beer

The tap beer you consume while waiting for your food at a takeout restaurant

Charlie, this food order is taking forever. Let's grab a waiting beer from the dog!

by BeerMe16 August 25, 2016

Sugar beer

When you're too drunk to pronounce "sugar bear" you just go by "sugar beer"

Let's order some shots, sugar beer!

by BeerNymph August 16, 2016