im dead 💀💀

I'm not actually dead its just a phrase the humans say to express great laughter, followed by the skull emoji

Idk: im dead 💀💀
(Why did i make this?)

by Some.romaniandude July 12, 2022

meow meow im a cow

Something you can accomplish if you try hard enough to believe in the holy cow

Bob: Meow Meow Im a Cow
Holy Cow: Yes you are

by hermasahdgsadrk April 17, 2017

im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

by A Real Commie July 1, 2019

hi hungry im dad

your dads best joke

son: dad im hungry.
dad: Hi hungry im Dad

by Trench 666 September 13, 2018

im so freaking pissed

One of the best White Chicks phrases: 'Im so, freakin, pissed'... Then they go on about how bad their day was.

'Im so freaking pissed...first, I go to doctor layman to get my nose done, I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, and he makes me look like freakin' SHREK!' *weeps*

by YeahIDontCareMuchDards September 14, 2012

im trynna bag you

he wants you, like a girlfriend

im trynna bag you shordee

by yeoza November 30, 2021