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Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
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Double Decker Do Ya

When you and your bro have sex with two separate girls on the same bunk bed. One on the top bunk and another on the bottom. When done properly the shaking of the two beds off set each other perfectly.
Bro me and my boy had a double Decker do ya last night with a couple Shorty's
by If your sugar daddy was a Chri February 4, 2019
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do

1. To preform an action
2. Question
3. To act a specific way
4. Having an effect on
5. To agree positively
1. I decide to do my work.
2. Do the dogs do tricks?
3. They shouldn't do that.
4. The walk will do me good.
5. Yes, I do want it.
by Actionary March 13, 2024
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Sick-a-dodle-do

When any one person I way to cool to use the word sick so they use sick-a-dodle-do.
Person 1: how I got a tiger today

Person 2: sick-a-dodle-do
by Ja'mie king May 15, 2020
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Shawty what that thang do!

If someone asks this, they're most likely asking for the "thang", which if you don't know what that is, it's either an "eggplant" or "cake" between ones thighs ;).
Boyfriend: Shawty what that thang do!
Girlfriend: Hmm 😏
by AReallyRandomDude August 24, 2022
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Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky
"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
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doing a henry

Banging some chick all over the place at her uncles house while he is away.
Define ; Doing a Henry.
I did a Henry with this chick and used his wifi connection.
by FullySickDato April 20, 2020
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