wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

jack

jack is kinda tall and very orange

yo did you see the orange guy over there he kinda looks like a jack

by v1ce March 4, 2022

Jack

The name of a man with small penis

Jack had a tiny penis

by Neggy559 October 15, 2018

Jacks

Something that is positive, rewarding and awesome

That Bible study was jacks! I love the book of Matthew.

Is Sarah gonna be there? She’s jacks!

by Kimbo25 February 24, 2025

Jack

Jack Wilson Calls Year 9 Bops and Fitties

Look at mega pedo Jack Wilson

by Pussyslayer71727 June 19, 2025

Jack

very sexy very yes have large wiener

woman: hey what's your name?
Jack: Jack
Woman: have sex with me

by epic testicle master September 10, 2021

Jack Ripper

The act of sucking someone's di*k so hard their intestines come out of it

"What the heck?! What did you just do to me"
"I just did the Jack Ripper

by subthebub November 30, 2019