"Why does jorge keep taking the glue into the bathroom with him?"
"Idk man he must be a gleep glorp"
"Thats a sticky one styll"
"Idk man he must be a gleep glorp"
"Thats a sticky one styll"
by Papaswine March 19, 2024
Get the Gleep glorp mug.A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.
What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.
A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.
A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."
"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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A conventional gloryhole is a hole made in a wall or partition; a man can insert his penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. A Czech gloryhole is a form of reverse gloryhole in which someone, male or female, can insert their entire lower body through a specially-fashioned hole in the wall to be sexually serviced by someone on the other side.
Glory holes were once commonplace in adult bookstore "video preview" booths, where they were primarily used by male homosexuals as a means of retaining anonymity. A few still turn up in sex-on-premises venues or in porn.
By contrast, the Czech gloryhole is a neologism and is rare to non-existent in the wild, although Rule 34 states that, if it ever existed, there is indeed porn of it on the Internet.
By contrast, the Czech gloryhole is a neologism and is rare to non-existent in the wild, although Rule 34 states that, if it ever existed, there is indeed porn of it on the Internet.
by bitchuck June 24, 2024
Get the Czech gloryhole mug.The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
Get the Glink Glonk mug.The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
Get the Glink Glonk mug.The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.
You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
Get the Glink Glonk mug.The act of going in a clothing store, taking clothes off the rack and wearing as many layers as possible, then walking out without paying.
Me :"Bro i just hit a 60 Glink Glonk Skadizzle last night. Peek the fit pic i got in the mirror before I bolted."
Friend: "Holy shit dude how did you wear that many clothes at once? You must be the Glink Glonk God."
Friend: "Holy shit dude how did you wear that many clothes at once? You must be the Glink Glonk God."
by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024
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