Being so bored you feel the need to shop
Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.

Phil: What?

Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.

Phil: Amputate what?!?!

Bob: His manlyhood
by YelloDragon2 May 29, 2012
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A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.
"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"

"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."
by Inumeration July 15, 2016
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treat me like white tees

Something hot men say to pick up sexy girls in a gangsta house when actually they put on thigh makeup in the centre of Italy.
hey baby treat me like white tees
by chugjugmasterofsex September 17, 2023
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when people with white sounding names have richer careers across the board than others who don’t in America.
The white based named paging system kept America a superpower.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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White Kids Aren't Hyphy

The most hyphy song ever. By MC Lars, A.K.A The Whitest Rapper Alive. He wishes he was hyphy...like mee!
Black Boyy:Did you hear that one friggin awesome song by MC Lars?

White Boy:No...

Black Boy:That's because WHITE KIDS AREN'T HYPHY!
by Coolkidd!(: June 25, 2009
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high five a white guy

When you and a white male friend have sex with the same girl at the same time. As you are fucking her and she is giving him head, you reach across her and give him a high five signaling that it's his turn to fuck her. It's like when a wrestler tags his partner into the ring during a tag-team match.
" I can't believe dat dirty bitch asked me to join in wit dem! I ain't down fo no high five a white guy."
by Johnny Insane July 07, 2008
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