Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.

Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.

by Hypie November 22, 2021

Fart for me Piggie!! 2

The greatest anime of all time. Don't google it because you won't find it on google. Google doesn't want you to know about this amazing new hit anime that dropped called "Fart for me Piggie!! 2". This hit sequel to the original "Fart for me Piggie!" continues the tale of the unnamed protagonist on his quest to make the titular piggie fart for him. The genre of the anime is dramedy.

John: "Man, I can't wait to watch the new episode of 'Fart for me Piggie!! 2' that just released on Crunchyroll"
Tyler: "What the fuck are you talking about, there is no such thing as an anime called 'Fart for me Piggie!! 2'. Please seek psychiatric help, John."
John: "ha ha I wonder if the piggie will fart"

by Sussy Bazinga June 2, 2023

me gusta la caca

A average person would say that it means "i like poop" but it actually means you look good so you could say that to a mexican mom and maybe they can give you some tamales or a really good treat.

Julie:oh my god me gusta la caca.

Maria: oh my gosh thank you.

by cartooncat is the best :) March 7, 2023

fck ts outta me

this is short for fuck the shit outta me

leo yuu so fine come fck ts outta me

by lunarrrrrrrrrrr March 10, 2023

You're killing me smalls

Making to many requests all at the same time.

Boss "Please quote all of these items by end of the day" Employee " You're killing me smalls !"

by Processor Pro March 29, 2023

see me after class

A type of temporary detention given to students by teachers that only lasts at the end of class, forcing them to be late for their next class. Usually caused by unremarkable behavior or performance on an assignment or project.

Kyle: Sorry I'm late, I got a see me after class notice on the test we got back today.
Chris: Really? I got one of those notices earlier this year because of mischief I caused.

by The Real Driller February 10, 2023

guy sitting in front of me

idk to just describe the guy sitting in front of me

"this guy sitting in front of me is kinda cute"
"eww no, he stinks!"

by kaneto juusei liker February 13, 2023