Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.

He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".

by Trebel3 October 19, 2025

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025

urban dictionary

a online website where you write defnintions of words, peoples names and brain rot. Personally i use it to trick my small cousins into thinking fake words are real.

small cousin: bentaticular isn't a word!
me: yes it is, lets check the dictionary *opens urban dictionary and searches the word i uploaded yesterday*
small cousin: OH MY GOD IT IS A WORD IM GONNA USE IT EVERYWHERE
me: hehe yes use it in yur english word too, you'll get extra marks

by wherethehuzzat November 15, 2025

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary that has words such as "Dictionary".

Mike- You what does "Sigma" mean?

Me- Search it up in Urban Dictionary.

by There is no pseudonym now November 26, 2025

Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid Far-Right people who posts stupid bigoted shits. If you don't believe me, search Andrew Tate (someone said it helps with his life btw), George Floyd (someone said he deserves it), and probably Adolf Hitler. Said some stupid bigoted shits I wouldn't like to list because I'd get called a "SJW Liberal Communist soyboy". It has been too empirically obvious that this the dislike per like rate is 1,000:1. And if this is true by the end of 2031, the each admin of the site owes me, $1,000, bet?

"Hmmm, Urban Dictionary Editors? Wow! People right there must be cool to help us understand memes!"

Look inside

"Oh my God they're fucking 4Channers"

by Professional Etymologist December 1, 2025

the end of the urban dictionary

Congratulations. You've reached the end of this website. It either took you 10 years or 10 seconds. But you still did it.

"You've reached the end of the urban dictionary. It is now safe to turn off your computer."

by Anonymousway December 11, 2025

urban dictionary

A dictionary where all roads lead to Rome. Rome being what the internet was made for.

"You use Wiktionary?"
"Nah, I use Urban Dictionary."
"911, what's your emergency?"

by Anonymousway December 11, 2025