I love you

the three easiest words to say to anyone, except the person you actually in love with.

Jane: i love you, mom.
Mother: Love you too.

Jane's Boyfriend: Hey jane, just wanted to say i love you.
Jane: err....

by talex September 22, 2012

Am i loved?

No youre not

Person 1: Am I loved?
Mother: No

by Mymotherfoundmypornfolder March 12, 2021

Stayner love triangle

A love triangle wherein a girl, preferably younger than 18, is being screwed by her older brother and by her father.

Me and Pa were throwing it to Missy last night... it is a real Stayner love triangle.

by Pasdaddy June 16, 2010

thai love links

A stupid ad that's hiding itself from all parts of it's own country by advertising illegail Thai immigrants on the internet and disguising it as a website to get a Thai wife from.

Ad: Find your Thai love beauty today!

Sad person: OMFg!!1111one i wuld lyek dat pls0!!111 thai love links are ftw!11one!

by Thailover May 9, 2010

eat pray love

verb. typically used to describe Caucasians who travel to less developed countries in a hope for self-discovery.

Sarah is feeling a little bit stressed, she has decided to go to a private resort in Bali to eat pray love.

by anonymous October 6, 2022

Love One Another

Genuine, Brotherly and neighborly love for all of humankind. A commandment given to us by the one who loves us enough to sacrifice his blood for our sins. Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, generosity, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control.

If we do not Love One Another, there is no hope. There is only hope in the truth, the light and the way. Through Jesus Christ. God. The Holy Spirit. It starts with forgiveness and grows into love.

by YourBrotherfromthesameFather February 14, 2023

I love Emily

I love Emily. She is that one chick who every guy wants to smash like the titanic her tits are fucking ginourmous and I can't stand it I cum so hard at the sight of her body.

Guy 1 : OMG I LOVE EMILY SO MUCH SHE MADE ME CUM ON IMPACT!!
Guy 2: Wow you are so lucky I would kill to have that satisfaction.

by iloveemilyofficial October 28, 2019