Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.
Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
by rentboythrowaway September 5, 2017

by Captain's Table June 25, 2022

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

And I'm not going to let you use this instrumentally to take my fucking rights away you piece of shit. That's exactly what you want. You refuse to accept that doing this doesn't translate to YOU BEING JUSTIFIED TAKING MY RIGHTS AWAY and that is EXACTLY what you want. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY RIGHTS AND YOU WILL NEVER LIFT A FINGER TO STOP ME FROM KILL A KID.
Hym "So, no. If I'm not compensated for YOU DOING TO ME THE THING YOU ARE DOING. I AM GOING TO MURDER A CHILD. END OF DISCUSSION. I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY RIGHTS. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUNS LIBERAL. I HAVE A RIGHT TO THEM. I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THERAPY. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU WANT MY RIGHTS SO BADLY COME OUT PUBLICLY AND TELL ME I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY AND I WILL GIVE ALL OF MY RIGHTS AWAY IN THE FORM OF MURDERING A FUCKING KID. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU POLICE MY MORAL YOU ATHEIST FILTH. YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORITY. I won't accept it because I DO know. And YOU WILL CONFIRM WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE OR I WILL KILL A CHILD. I don't care if it comports to your conceptualization of what constitutes justified belief. You had better pray to the God you don't believe in that I'm NOT talking to myself. Because IF I AM, that kid is fucked. It's dead. I'm not going to let you police my success. If I fail I die and if I die you kids die with me."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

by Primo do Benassi September 28, 2022

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

retarded normie: do you know da wae
you: jump of a bridge you fucking normie go kys, this would be a beter place without you.
you: jump of a bridge you fucking normie go kys, this would be a beter place without you.
by NoRmIeFiEd March 8, 2018
