It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.
Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"
by Shamwowzers January 01, 2009
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falling butt over boots

Another way of saying you fell in love with someone "head over heels".
Pierre was falling butt over boots for Marie.
by Nerida November 05, 2013
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He has a face like mushy baby food and he has large wrinkles. He has a quadruple chin and he eats too many hamburgers. He got corona and won't wear a mask. He wants everyone to get it. He doesn't care about others. FUCK DONALD TRUMP!! BIDEN2020
The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump IS TURNING INTO A POOPHEAD!
by madzeeys October 19, 2020
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The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
by PooponPoop October 15, 2011
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For men: A useful cue to give someone who's trying to stimulate one's prostate.
I'm not exactly asking to peg you, just to go up your butt and around the corner.
by wangdangdoogle March 23, 2017
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The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.
Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.
by lilyp0tter July 11, 2011
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he was a democrat
dumbass: you know who else was a democrat? hitler.

the epitome of education: you know who else was a democrat? poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man. google it.
by linkisaway on tik tok 🤨 January 07, 2021
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