Tag Nut

A piece of shit on an ass hair

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!

by Rainmed2 May 13, 2024

nut yuppie

1. someone who is pretentious about nuts

2. someone who likes testicles

“That guy who would only eat black walnuts rather than English walnuts was a total nut yuppie.”

by casual nut enjoyer September 28, 2023

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025

nut jaw

The condition in which a person possesses a wide enough jaw to comfortably and simultaneously fit two nuts in their mouth

Damn bitch, you got a nut jaw

by Clifford’sBigRedDong October 16, 2018