nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.

Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.

by dog in hat November 25, 2010

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

nut jaw

The condition in which a person possesses a wide enough jaw to comfortably and simultaneously fit two nuts in their mouth

Damn bitch, you got a nut jaw

by Clifford’sBigRedDong October 16, 2018