Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.

I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto

by smarttard December 22, 2023

Off nut

The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol

Cor I am off nut.

by go_again October 24, 2020

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025

nut jaw

The condition in which a person possesses a wide enough jaw to comfortably and simultaneously fit two nuts in their mouth

Damn bitch, you got a nut jaw

by Clifford’sBigRedDong October 16, 2018