Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.

John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic

by DUNC3 March 1, 2025

Jack

The real one,he's a funny Irish guy who is a youtuber and also addicted to coffee, has a cool voice and a person you want to be friend with, but you can't because you're a loser and you know it

Jack: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADIESSSSS

by VicCaaa March 17, 2022

Captain Jack

A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)

They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.

Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 14, 2019

Jack

Complete fuck up everything he does in his life he fucks up is gonna end up In jail or homeless and has lost the best girl in the world

Jack you cunt how’s Fay oh wait you lost her you meth head

by Big Rimmer April 11, 2020

Jack

He is amazing, will always be there for u and listen to any of your rants. When u dont respond or if he can tell something is wrong he wont stop calling till u pick up, but will also give u time to cool off, while still being there for u when u need him.

"who helped u get through all of that?"
"Bro my best friend Jack, i wouldnt have made it without him"

by BUGGGGG<333 February 2, 2023

Jack

Jack is a typical fat white kid that always eats two cheeseburgers burgers and has a two chins

Jack-“Can I have two cheeseburgers and a high ice” always their favorite order

by Gandolf the wise November 25, 2021

🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern)

This emoji is often used by developers or gamers to express their frustrations (shows laughing in agony) Like AAAAAAAAAAAAahaaaaa! HA! hha! Ha!

🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern)
Situation 1:
Developer (perfect writing code in concetration 6h withou't any mess !)
GOD: /summon minecraft:lightning_bolt ~x ~y ~ z at substation (↩enter)
Developer's PC: (⬛⬛)
Developer: 🎃
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Situation 2:
Rich Gamer (child of "rich" parents): Hey bro, this cool new game is awesome, I literally don't know what I would do if it didn't come out, I have to play it 24/7 now! being toxic
YOU(windows XP user without desk or way to cool the room): 🎃 🎃 🎃

by Nikola is my real name now go& August 7, 2023